March
2, 2013, “The Fine Print: We’re Calling ‘B.S.’” will tackle the hot and heated
political debate going on right now concerning gun control. While I try to stay
as neutral as possible on the air—keeping my real opinion to a minimum—I would
like to share my experience with guns in the hopes it will aid you in your
understanding of where our gun laws should move.
As everyone knows, I am a born and raised Alabama man. As an Alabama man, I am the man to see about guns. I love guns, I think guns are great everyone should have one, and should use them to wipe out enemies. That’s who we are in Alabama. I grew up with guns all over my house, and I don’t see anything wrong with it. Guns make you feel safe when your nearest neighbor is five miles away, and the nearest law enforcement is at least 30 minutes away.
I want to tell you about the first time I ever shot a gun. I was living in Washington, DC (of all places to shoot a gun, right?), and had a very nice roommate who invited me out with his friends for an American day: visiting Mount Vernon and going to a gun range. Does it get any more American than that? And what made it just that more American was the fact that the trip involved people from various nations. You see, my roommate Philipp was German, working at the German Embassy, and he invited his friends who were from the other embassies around DC. What a melting pot we were that day!
As everyone knows, I am a born and raised Alabama man. As an Alabama man, I am the man to see about guns. I love guns, I think guns are great everyone should have one, and should use them to wipe out enemies. That’s who we are in Alabama. I grew up with guns all over my house, and I don’t see anything wrong with it. Guns make you feel safe when your nearest neighbor is five miles away, and the nearest law enforcement is at least 30 minutes away.
I want to tell you about the first time I ever shot a gun. I was living in Washington, DC (of all places to shoot a gun, right?), and had a very nice roommate who invited me out with his friends for an American day: visiting Mount Vernon and going to a gun range. Does it get any more American than that? And what made it just that more American was the fact that the trip involved people from various nations. You see, my roommate Philipp was German, working at the German Embassy, and he invited his friends who were from the other embassies around DC. What a melting pot we were that day!
We first visited the home of the first president, and founding father, George Washington.
Mount
Vernon, located near Alexandria, Virginia, was a great start to an American
day—the architecture, the history, the legend of the beginnings of our great
nation. It’s something we all should take a moment to appreciate as Americans.
George
Washington was once quoted as having said, “A free people ought...to be armed.”
As a Southerner I can certainly see why the Confederacy never armed its slaves,
which would have assured its victory in the Civil War, with a quote like that
by our most famous Southerner. No one ever thought Blacks were a free people;
therefore they should never be armed. Arming leads to freedom. Did we not set
this example with the Revolutionary War, and again in the War of 1812? So of
course slaves can’t have the freedom a weapon provides. But the slavery part is
an entirely different conversation to be had. The point Washington was trying
to make is the quintessential paradox, in
order to be free you must prepare for war. That can’t be done if the people
aren’t armed; they won’t be free for long.
And
this is the principle our Second Amendment was based on. A free people should
always be able to arm themselves and defend their freedom against tyrannical
governments. There may come a day when we in America must rise up and take back
our country. We might be getting there sooner than we thought with all the
polarizing political rhetoric out there. Again, that’s another discussion.
The
Constitution gives us the right to bear arms, and the Supreme Court of the
United States has given Congress the right to place some limitations on bearing
those arms. Some feel there should be no limits; others feel there should be
full restriction; and then those in the middle (who don’t seem to matter
anymore in this political climate) think some better limitations should be
placed on guns. Who has the right answer? Read on and tell me whether your
opinion of gun control has changed.
So,
after visiting Mount Vernon, we went into the gun range …
I
was so excited because I had never legally shot a gun before. There were guns
in my house, and they were fired, but never in a completely legal context. We
decided to get a variety of guns to shoot. I admit I was weary about putting
the gun in my hand. I was never sure of what would happen to me once I was
fully armed. I have a temper, and I like to solve my problems to their ultimate
conclusions. This can go quite far if allowed to my own devices. So I tried to
keep my distance. Now the weaponry was in my hands.
Here’s
some of the artillery we shot with …
After
firing off a few rounds, the day was
done. As I reflected on the day’s events, and all I experienced, I had a
revelation. Guns are fantastic … so much fun to shoot. You feel the vibration
in the gun as it discharges, and you see the hole in the target, and it just
brings back childhood days of playing cops and robbers. That’s the innocence of
guns: you are usually unaware of the harm they cause because you spent many
years playing harmless games with fake ones.
But guns can do quite a bit of damage. We have
learned that from Sandy Hook, Lone Star College, Trayvon Martin, and so on. So
much violence has come from the use of guns, and in a lot of instances licensed
guns. But I am a proponent of guns. We should have access to weapons. You never
know when a gun will be needed for your protection.
As
I fired the various guns we selected, I couldn’t help but notice how much I
enjoyed myself. I mean I REALLY enjoyed myself. Have you ever thought of the
power you hold in a gun? You hold the power of life and death right in your
hands. At any moment, you could turn to your neighbor … and just end them. It’s
an intoxicating feeling each time you pull that trigger. That is the glory of
the gun. That is why not only people but governments strive for armament. The
amazing thrill of holding god-like powers is addictive. You always want more
and more. This is why today governments have nuclear weapons, while the people
can only match it with an M-16. The governments must make sure they can always
overrun the people and maintain control.
One
day, when I conquer this globe, and have its entire people under my reign, I
will remember that day when I held true power in my hands. You will all be my
bitches one day.
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And
I can pass any background check, and obtain a gun. Now what do you think of gun
control?
Tune in March 2, 2013 at 6:00PM EST for more on the gun control debate on “The Fine Print of the Second Amendment.” Visit http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thefineprint for new and archived episodes.
P.S. Thanks to Philipp for awakening the beast … the world will remember you (fondly?) ;-)
Tune in March 2, 2013 at 6:00PM EST for more on the gun control debate on “The Fine Print of the Second Amendment.” Visit http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thefineprint for new and archived episodes.
P.S. Thanks to Philipp for awakening the beast … the world will remember you (fondly?) ;-)




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